How My Papers are Written

For you see, it's not I, sir, that write convoluted and confusing arguments (if there are indeed arguments in these papers), but these two (gay?) imps that churn out my papers in the early morn' (meaning noon). I should like to make them clothes one day to thank them for their efforts, but perhaps...after graduation.

You have to wonder how exactly Toast is typing there...

(alright, back to bed before class!)