Wasted subscriptions

the New Yorker is a great magazine, but it's articles are so long and I'm so lazy about actually sitting down and reading it that I have no idea what to do with all these issues. Tried leaving it in my bathroom at home, but the articles are way too long to be finished in that kind of session, unless I started using masques for that sole reason.

Better skin for better literacy, what a great campaign that'd be.

I can't believe I spent the weekend on forwarding jph@m's offensive emails to the proper deans and administrators.

From an email from my father

"Hi D.D.

Has the campus recruiting season started at Wellesley? Don't miss it. At least see who is in and what they need. I just realize that we may have missed the birthday greeting to you, but we did get a lovely restaurant meal for the occasion.

Good luck and good day.

Dad"

fml?